Dove chocolates are like the fortune cookies of the candy world. Unwrap one, and you’ll find a message on the inside of the wrapper. Those messages are called “Promises,” but they’re really rather vague.
“Stretch your body. Stretch your mind.” “Believe in yourself.” “Shut out the world for just a moment.” What do those even mean?
I’ve taken the liberty of providing alternatives to these messages which are more than inspirational. They’ll guilt trip chocolate lovers everywhere into being productive. You’re welcome.